Awakening of Intangible Cultural Heritage: I Opened an Intangible Cultural Heritage Technical School in the Interstellar

Your civilization negative review has taken effect, and the countdown to extinction is 48 hours. When Jiang Yan, an intangible cultural heritage restorer, received the notice from the Interstellar Court, he was using Ming Dynasty curium porcelain techniques to repair the Quantum Satellite - until the broken porcelain patterns revealed the Orion attack coordinates. The earth embarks on the craziest self-rescue: Shadow puppets control alien battleships, Suzhou Pingtan rewrites AI programs, and two people from Northeast China turn into wormhole codes. When the alien jury mocked "lower civilization", Jiang Yan took out the Luban lock taught by his grandma—— With a soft click, the Dunhuang star chart sleeping in the lock core suddenly woke up, and the twenty-four solar terms turned into a star-cutting chain blade. The whole universe witnessed an absurd reversal: - Fujian Tulou unfolds into interstellar fortress - Bronze Taotie pattern swallowing anti-matter cannon - The suona song that was laughed at as "the soil falls off the dregs" blew open the arrogant shell of higher civilization But what really set off the alarm was the Yin Shang pattern flashing behind the ear of the alien female judge—— "Mr. Jiang, who do you think... Has been modifying human genes for five thousand years?" (When intangible cultural heritage becomes a cosmic-level plug-in, the countdown to annihilation detonates, which is the most gorgeous civilization slap in the face in interstellar history.)