——The anti-involution heroine × the earthy world of cultivating immortals × the daily life of eating melon in the three realms
Yue Weishuang is a famous "anti-involution master" of the Jiuyi Sword Sect. His natal sword is engraved with "Don't beat me". His daily quotes include but are not limited to:
"Jiuyi Mountain at four o'clock in the morning? No dog is training!"
"If you don't handle the sword properly, your loved ones will burst into tears!"
However, the true identity of this bad swordsman is actually a half-demon hybrid with an awakened half-demon bloodline.
One second, she was being beaten by her natal sword in the sword tomb; the next second, she was being held down by the whole sect as the "substitute Bai Yueguang".
What's even more outrageous is that Ye Lan, the left envoy of the Demon Realm, sends earthy love words to her every day: "Bao, I went to get an infusion today. I miss you Ye-"
(Yue Weishuang: Thank you for the invitation, I escaped from the Three Realms with my sword overnight!)
Infighting within the sect? At the Immortal Sect Competition, she stabbed the leader's waistcoat with a sword and reported "Sect Illegal 996" with her backhand.
Three worlds melee? While others were fighting to the death on the battlefield of immortals and demons, she was driving a live broadcast to deliver goods: "Family members! Ancient artifacts are only nine dollars and nine with free shipping!"
The mystery of life experience? The demon king is her father, the undercover agent in the fairy world is her best friend, and even Bai Xiaosheng, the fortune teller on the roadside, is actually Tiandao himself!
Until one day, she discovered that the entire world of cultivation was just a "simulator for cultivating immortals" of advanced civilization...
