I’m a Small-Time Streamer, and They Dragged Me Off to Train Dogs

Lu Xuyi, a sharp-tongued, somewhat tech-savvy, money-loving streamer on the Tiangou platform, x Chen Yan, captain of the Sweet Tea OneKill team.

Recently, netizens noticed that the phone wallpaper of OneKill captain Chen Yan featured a female streamer from the same platform. During one of his livestreams, when Chen Yan was checking out other streams, he actually stopped in that streamer’s room.

Lu Xuyi was very pretty, which led plenty of netizens to jump straight into her livestream and call her their wife. Looking at the terrifying number of viewers, Lu Xuyi steeled herself and tried to greet them without being too sharp-tongued: “Well, well, did you all get lost on your way home, so you came to my livestream to huddle together for warmth?”

“Stop calling me ‘wife.’ I only want to be someone’s dad.”

To keep their favorite streamer from getting flamed online for that mouth of hers, Lu Xuyi’s fans hurried to explain: “She means you’re all orphans.”

Watching the barrage of comments calling the other streamer “wife,” Chen Yan suddenly felt inexplicably annoyed. It was only happening online, but he still couldn’t stand it.

“You guys, stop calling her your wife. If you scare her off, I won’t have a wife anymore.”

“And don’t go over there, either. If she gets all her yelling at you out of her system, then I won’t get yelled at.” As he spoke, Chen Yan somehow started feeling rather aggrieved. After reminding the viewers, he opened a chat app and stared at the glaring red exclamation mark, happily sending WeChat messages over and over. Even though his face was already glowing green, he was delighted beyond words.