[Hilarious Absurdity + Urban Cultivation + System Leveling + Abstract Sacred Constitution + Meme Master]
In a world where cultivation and modern urban life intertwine, Chen Xuan awakens the [Emotional Damage Exchange System].
Trash talk becomes the ultimate cultivation weapon.
Insult people to raise your cultivation, break their composure to steal their fortune, and apparently you can even withstand heavenly tribulations by being sarcastic!
"Little Thunder Tribulation, did they drag you out to work before you were even a month old?"
Golden comments form the words "That's it?" as he livestreams himself tanking violet lightning.
"You spent a century in seclusion just scrolling videos? You call that a mental attack? You'd be better off reciting a few classic insults!"
A great cultivator's Dao heart shatters on the spot, and his cultivation turns into the blue switches on Chen Xuan's keyboard.
"What era are we in, still doing traditional cultivation?"
Chen Xuan builds an invincible keyboard formation with "typical, panicked, filial, hilarious, and tense." Keyboard, come forth!
Facing the cultivators watching his livestream, Chen Xuan says: "A lot of people call me the cultivation world's number-one menace, the scum of cultivators, a disgrace. So I have no choice but to make a solemn statement: you're right."
