When Lin Xiaofan, a member of the 996 community, traveled through the world of immortality with the "Express Transport System of All Realms", he discovered that his natal magic weapon was actually a bronze storage box engraved with "Mission Must Be Fulfilled". He rides a three-wheeled sword for others, delivers express delivery to others in seclusion, and activates "flash delivery mode" in various secret realms - providing replantation services for severed limbs to the Sword Master, helping Dan Sect transport thousand-year-old stinky pills, and even delivering wolf-proof electric batons to the saints of Hehuan Sect. Until they met Lu Jiuya, a vicious-tongued young man who always picks up garbage at murder scenes, the combination of "S. F. In the world of immortality + Qin Ming, a forensic doctor" began to use modern thinking to deconstruct the civilization of cultivation.
"Fellow Taoist, the "Five Years and Three Years of Tribulation Simulation" you ordered has arrived!"
"Demon Lord, the cursed doll you sent to Yaochi is overweight. Three high-quality spiritual stones must be added!"
When Lin Xiaofan used a pressure cooker to refine the Foundation Building Pills in batches, Lu Jiuya extracted a secret from the corpse that shocked the three worlds - the so-called Ascension Thunder Tribulation was actually the "spiritual nuclear waste" dumped by the immortal world. One of them accumulated merit points by delivering express delivery, and the other used autopsy reports to blackmail various sects, and they suddenly opened up a new track in the world of cultivation "immortal service industry".
As the "Shared Flying Sword" impacts traditional air control and the "Didi Transcendence Tribulation" APP causes bugs in heaven, the pair of troublemakers gradually discover that the packages they transport contain the broken truth of the ancient times. When the black tide of world destruction sweeps across the thirty-third heaven, all the immortals understand: the courier who always talks about "five-star reviews and cash back", and the coroner who always hums the "Rebirth Curse" next to the corpse, are the last express orders of heaven...
