The Blind Box System Is Activated, and I Can't Stop Losing It

“Ding! Blind box opened successfully. Congratulations, you got a Balala Fairy Wand.”

Lin Yu: “...Come on, I’m a guy!”

“Ding! Host, this is the ultimate disguise item. It guarantees even your parents won’t recognize you. It’s the perfect tool for fooling people and getting away with murder.”

Hmm, that actually makes some sense.

“Ding! Blind box opened successfully. You got a Tiga Spark Lens.”

Lin Yu: “Dude, seriously? Are you messing with me?”

As one outrageous item after another came out of the blind boxes, Lin Yu realized he was getting further and further down the road to going completely off the rails.

I’m no good at writing blurbs. Please check out the story itself.