Other people transmigrate with a golden finger, but Yun Fenwu transmigrates only to become the cultivation world’s most infamous good-for-nothing! She has no spiritual power, gets mocked across the internet for chasing after an icy heartthrob, and even the spirit dogs by the roadside roll their eyes at her. Staring at her stunning reflection, she slams the table and rises. “I was a workaholic in the 21st century. You think this cultivation world can gaslight me? System, show me what you’ve got!”
She draws talismans with one hand and blows up alchemy furnaces, then brews spirit wine with the other and gets the elders drunk. The cultivation world has gained a walking disaster:
She mouths off to heaven, earth, and everyone in between, and her face-slapping is always spectacular!
Stone-faced master Ye Mochen: “A mere good-for-nothing thinks she’s worthy of joining my sect?”
Three days later, he blocks the mountain gate. “When are you going to take responsibility for the spirit herbs you stole last night?”
Flirtatious young lord Nangong Jingxian: “Hey, little loser, call me big brother and I’ll take you flying~”
The next day, he begs her to team up. “Ancestor! That ancient beast in the secret realm says it’ll only accept you as its dad!”
The cultivation world trembles: Wasn’t she supposed to be a good-for-nothing? How did this goofball laugh the Heavenly Tribulation into a crooked bolt of lightning?
[Goofy heroine going wild × icy beauty falling for her on his own × flirtatious young lord chasing his wife in reverse]
See how a modern workaholic conquers the three realms with outrageous antics
Others cultivate with talent. She cultivates by having absolutely no shame!
Hilarious cultivation + comeback face-slapping + a love rivalry: this heroine is truly out of control!
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