You Charge the Princess from the Start, and You Tell Her the Tortoise and the Hare

[Alternate History] [Lighthearted] [Farming] [Multiple Heroines] [Smart Protagonist] [Not AI] [You won't be able to stop after the first 10 chapters, come try your face-slapping!]

After transmigrating to the Great Zhou dynasty, Qi Si is about to be executed. So he tells a princess the story of "The Tortoise and the Hare," and she becomes his most devoted listener. Starting with clinging to the princess's powerful support, Qi Si's life spirals out of his control. His poetry and prose surpass an entire era, his business acumen is second to none, and he revitalizes the government in ways no predecessor ever could. He uses the Thirty-Six Stratagems in war, and marries two women every three days. When night falls, Qi Si panics: they want to draw lots again! Can't I have a few days off each month? I... I'm not feeling up to it today...