[Lighthearted martial world] [Subversive System] [Hilarious daily antics of brothers, or how a couch potato can lie flat and still outdo the whole world]
Liang Shaozhang transmigrated to another world, hoping to inherit the happy life of a spoiled young noble: listening to music at the pleasure quarter, moon-gazing at the Hundred Flowers Tower, and lying flat like a couch potato.
Who knew he'd be bound to a stingy System that gave him a set of "plastic-grade Iron Body training" from the start, where he had to get beaten up to raise his proficiency?
His father's feather duster became his upgrade tool, his brother's thunder magic only struck their own side, and even visiting a brothel could trigger a cheesy mission to "save a fallen maiden."
System: "Find the Road to Babel within twelve hours, or I'll strip you of your underwear!"
Liang Shaozhang: "...You could at least give me some pants first!"
From then on, the martial world gained a reluctant "do-nothing hero".
While others roamed the world with swords, he leveled up by staging accidents and claiming compensation;
while others played the hero and saved beauties, he and his brothers turned things on their head: "Sister-in-law, my big brother isn't here. Take this pill first!"
