Overworked office worker Chen Xiaofan dies suddenly after staying up all night, only to transmigrate as the lowliest servant in the cultivation world and bind to the [Most Ridiculous Cultivation System in History]
Mission One: Do a handstand and fart your way around the sect three times!
Mission Two: Teach the aloof senior sister to dance to square-dance music!
While others cultivate with rare treasures, Chen Xiaofan relies on outrageous antics: passing off cola as "Holy Thunderwater," trading instant noodles for spirit stones, and turning The Five-Year College Entrance Exam and Three-Year Practice Tests into a sacred manual for surviving tribulation!
When a lovesick senior brother chases him with a sword, Chen Xiaofan livestreams the man face-first in a latrine. When an unparalleled genius junior brother undergoes tribulation, he holds an on-the-spot auction for a "Tribulation Lightning Beauty Filter." When the haughty senior sister questions him with a cold expression, he pulls out a bag of potato chips: "Fairy, want some happy-cultivation crisps?"
But then Chen Xiaofan discovers that the truth behind the System is that the Heavenly Dao has been laid off and is looking for a new job...
**Tags**: Hilarious cultivation · System antics · Interrealm merchant · Livestreaming tribulations · Reverse ascension
**Highlights**:
- Uses a PowerPoint presentation to give the sect leader a performance review
- Sells milk tea in the Immortal Realm and gets chased by female cultivators from the Hehuan Sect demanding tapioca pearls
- Photoshops the Demon Lord into a flower-swinging, brain-rotted youngster
- Uses a "Quantum Explosive Diarrhea Pill," purchased with points earned by showing off, to make the villain spray into the sky in front of everyone
(The blurb emphasizes absurd contrasts and uses the snappy, punchy language of online fiction to deliver the thrills)
