The social beast Chen Xiaofan died suddenly after staying up late at night, and actually traveled through time to become a handyman at the bottom of the world of cultivation. He was also bound to the [most unorthodox cultivation system in history]——
Task 1: Stand on your head and fart around the sect three times!
Task 2: Teach Senior Sister Lengyan how to dance square dance!
Others rely on natural resources and earthly treasures to cultivate immortality, but Chen Xiaofan relies on coquettish manipulation: using Coke to pretend to be "Thunder Holy Water", exchanging instant noodles for spiritual stones, and turning "Five Years and Three Years of College Entrance Examination Simulation" into a tribulation bible!
When Senior Brother Lingou raised his sword to pursue him, he backhandedly broadcast the opponent upside down and planted a green onion in the manhole; when the peerless genius boy passed through the tribulation, he auctioned the "Thunder Tribulation Beauty Filter" on the spot; when Senior Sister Leng Ao asked with a cold face, he took out the potato chips: "Fairy, are you here to buy some happy snacks for cultivating immortals?"
However, when Chen Xiaofan discovered that the truth about the system was that Tiandao was laid off and re-employed,
**Tags**: Hilarious cultivating immortals·System overhaul·Two realms of trouble·Live streaming to overcome tribulation·Reverse ascension
**Highlights**:
- Use PPT to make a work report to the boss
- Selling milk tea in the fairy world and being chased by a female nun from the Hehuan Sect for pearls
- Turn the Demon Lord into a young man with a flower-waving spirit.
- The "Quantum Channeling Pill" exchanged for pretense points makes the villain jet into the sky in public
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(The introduction highlights the contrast between sand sculptures and uses short and fast Internet culture language to hit the point of enjoyment.