Lin Xiuyun thinks he must be the most miserable transmigrator in history.
First, his junior brother stabbed his Nascent Soul. Then, before he could catch his breath, he fell into a nest of demons and became their favorite snack.
Everywhere he looks, a horde of demon lords is staring at him with shining eyes. This is just too miserable, isn't it?!
Fortunately, the kindhearted succubus clan takes him in. He'll just lie low for a while.
Until one day, he discovers that...
The witch who feeds him medicine is hiding a sword seal from the Xuantian Sect. The clan leader has an ancient star chart tattooed on the back of her neck. Even the dragon soul sealed in the forbidden grounds calls him "Master."
And the cold, beautiful clan leader was bound by a contract ten thousand years ago. At the other end of that contract... is the blood mole between his brows!
The day his Chaos Spirit Root awakens, Lin Xiuyun watches as demons gradually surround him...
Is it too late to run now?
[Reading Guide + Brain Parking Lot]
★ An upright Taoist cultivator pursues immortality online
★ Constantly seesawing between running away and getting stronger
★ I want to cultivate immortality, but I've become the demon world's favorite snack
★ Comedy and romantic tension, with a focus on pure fun
(The story has a lighthearted tone and features dragon clan secrets, time-space reincarnation, and an unmasking love-triangle showdown.)