The protagonist joins a seemingly aloof top sect, only to discover that all the members are "hidden drama queens". The leader appears to be a fairy, but in private he indulges in writing bloody stories under the pen name "Leng Yue Qing Wu Shang".
The eldest brother is an iceberg sword cultivator during the day, and secretly performs a female group dance in the cave at night, forcing spirit beasts to be the audience.
During the sect competition, the elders secretly bet on the outcome, and even went to the competition in person to pretend to be passerby disciples.
It's abstract enough [laughs awkwardly]