"Don't mess with me when your ass is on fire"
Chu Cheng was accidentally deceived into reading an article, and ended up dressing up as the male protagonist. He was disheartened.
"Host, please extract your skills."
Fortunately, there is also a golden finger.
"Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill [Don't mess with me when your butt is on fire]"
"Brother's handsome facial features, the beginning of the boss's heartbeat"
Jiang Chuanyu discovered that the little girl under his command recently had a hobby that was more important than his motorcycle! As the boss of this neighborhood, he needed to find out the hobbies of his subordinates, so he opened the novel.
When he saw the boss walking into the wrong room, he said, "What a boss, I don't even know the numbers."
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The illiterate boss walked in, "Man, who are you?"