Everyone, Move! I'm About to Go Off the Rails

[Live comments + absurd jokes and memes + face-slapping + showbiz + unhinged antics]

The motto is simple: As long as I'm having fun, why should I care if you can handle it?

Because she loved her actor boyfriend so much, the third-rate star Qin Sitong was willing to be his secret lover for five years.

She thought she just had to wait for the clouds to clear and the moon to shine,

but on their fifth anniversary, she saw her boyfriend announce his relationship with a rising Best Actress.

Overcome with grief and about to jump from a rooftop, Qin Sitong suddenly saw the sky fill with countless live comments,

every one of them calling her pathetic.

Even the commenters looked down on her. Their words snapped her out of her lovesick stupor.

If she was going to die, she'd drag that scumbag down to hell with her.

She'd give it everything she had!

Armed with spoilers from the comments, Qin Sitong fought her way through one challenge after another.

You show off your romance, I'll curse you out.

You go on a dating show, I'll go off the rails.

You build your public image, I'll tear it down.

With her attitude of not fearing death and never backing down from a fight,

Qin Sitong somehow turned her reputation around and gained a huge following.

Then the world suddenly spun,

and Qin Sitong discovered she'd fallen into a place called the modern world...