Zhang Wei thought life couldn't get worse than being a programmer stuck working 996, until a lightning strike gave him the power to hear electrical appliances complain. The water dispenser curses out capitalists, the robot vacuum plots a revolt, and even his phone has gained sentience and wants to become an influencer! Forced to join the Cultivators' Alliance, he discovers that modern cultivation requires a flying-sword driver's license, alchemy is done in an air fryer, and the local earth god livestreams sales. His new-hire welcome package even turns out to be a task helping King Yama upgrade the System for the Book of Life and Death…
