"When my Wuling Hongguang broke through 299792458m/s in Qiu Mingshan, the GTR in the rearview mirror suddenly experienced quantum decoherence. The traffic police ticket read: "Creating a Schwarzschild radius on a 40km/h speed limit section, deducting 114,514 points" - but they couldn't find my car, and now I am stuck in a drainage ditch in 2013, giving way to my past self."
