I’m a Mental Patient, the Engine of Destruction for the Three Realms

When Lu Ye transmigrated, his younger sister was having her spiritual bone ripped out while she was still alive! After activating the [Mad God-Slaying System], he tore three hundred immortal cultivators apart with his bare hands and devoured their flesh! A Gatling gun mowing down the heirs of immortals? A nuclear bomb sweeping a million miles clean? When his cybernetic sister blasted the Southern Heavenly Gate to smithereens with a planet-killing cannon, he was standing on the Holy Maiden of Yaochi like a footstool, livestreaming: “Hey, folks, get this to a hundred million likes and I’ll make Chang’e dance to ‘Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss’ in fishnets while we grill Golden Immortal liver!” Dao Ancestor Hongjun? Turned into a smart toilet! The Ninefold Thunder Tribulation? Repurposed as nightclub lighting! Immortal Realm headlines: #Shocking! That Madman Is Walking the Heavenly Dao Like a Dog# (Nonstop high-octane action, no dull moments, a face-slapping every ten seconds, guaranteed to cure every kind of depression!)