His childhood sweetheart publicly breaks off their engagement and mocks his cooking as pig slop?
Ding! The God of Cooking System awakens! Stir-fry Slimes, slay a wicked god, and conquer Teyvat!
But he sets out a bowl of egg fried rice, tears splashing into the iron wok:
"Every grain of rice came from seeds my father begged on his knees to get!"
In an instant, golden light bursts forth!
[Heart of the God of Cooking activated! Emotion points +999!]
The spectators all shout,
"It tastes like Mom's cooking!"
The livestream explodes across the internet:
"Help! I tuned in to watch a broken-engagement livestream and now I'm crying because I'm hungry!"
"What kind of chef is this? He's clearly the God of Cooking descended to earth!"
[One spoonful, and all of Teyvat will tremble!]
Strange and heavy mouth 😂