
If You Break the News, I Will Eat the Melon, and Everyone in the Civil and Military Court Will Laugh.
你爆料,我吃瓜,满朝文武全笑趴
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- Completed
- Length
- 407k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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In booklists 18
Douluo's Book, Torture Tang San, Beat the Master
Douluo's book, join the Wuhun Palace, the master and Tang San are best killed
Is There Any Novel About Salted Fish's Voice Being Eavesdropped? Come Quickly
Where Have All the Good Foreign Books Gone? ! Bring It to Me Quickly!
It's been a long time since I've encountered a good article that doesn't leave out a single chapter...
The Senior Brothers Raised the Little Junior Sister Carefully, and Finally Fell in Love with the Baby They Raised
Group favorite, cultivating immortals, multiple male protagonists (!!!), Shura field
Mind Reading + Court Eating + Hilarious, the Heroine Is the Minister's Female Goose
I want to watch something like "The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty listened to my voice, and I showed off and ate it!" Book.
I'm Looking for Someone with a Simple Theme of Eating Melons, the Kind Where Everyone Eats Melons, Gossipy Melons
Want to watch something similar to "Eat the Big Melon!" The book "The Paralytic Man Stands Up After Reading My Heart". It's not about the plot. I have personal protection when eating melons. If you have any books, please recommend them to me. There is a shortage of books.
Being Read by Everyone➕the Final Article of Chigua
I want to read a book like "The whole class ended miserably, listen to my voice and change their fate".
Mind-Reading + Melon-Eating System, with Cp, Ancient Court Literature
I want to watch something like "The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty listened to my voice, and I showed off and ate it!" Book. Beg
Ye Bai's, Ye Ding's Rebirth, I Want the Latest and Fresh Ones
I want to read a book similar to "Young White Horse Drunken in the Spring Breeze and Hundreds of Lovely Hearts".
Recently, I'm Super Obsessed with the Article Where I Was Dressed as a Melon-Eater and the Courtiers Listened to Me. I'll Wait for the Article Soon.
I want to read a book like "Zai Zai is responsible for sucking milk, while civil and military officials eavesdrop on eating melon". It is best to write without cp
Are There Any Books Similar to "Giving Big"?
I want to read a book like "Quick Travel: The male protagonist is career-minded, why is he so obsessed with love?"
Popular and Good Books in the Book Shortage, All Recommendations Are Here
I want to read a book similar to "Dream World".
Any Book Will Do
I want to read a book similar to "Everyone is crazy about villains, but only my junior sister is funny (Yimeng Qingxuan)". There is a shortage of books. If you have any favorites, feel free to come.
Go Crazy Online, I'm Cheating on People
I want to read a book similar to "Tomb Robbers: The Arrogant Little Auntie Pets the Evil Online".
I'm Really Out of Books, Please Recommend Me🙏
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Come On, Let's Talk About Which Books Are Good
Are There Any Books That Are Funny and Interesting, Not Boring?
Please recommend some lighthearted and funny books. I don't like the entertainment industry, I don't like live broadcasts, I don't like bad internet memes, as long as the plot is interesting, please.



















































































This is the first time I have read a novel with a male protagonist in "Eat Melon". I did want to quit at first, but after reading it I felt used to it. It feels very good. The emotional line between the male and female protagonists is really beautiful and very interesting. I can read it several times every time and stay in each paragraph for a long time. There are many people who don't like the male protagonist and don't want the male protagonist. , But what I think is that since the author has written him, he must be responsible for him and write him completely. All in all, I like the characters of the male and female protagonists very much. Some people have been talking about the scene between Chu Ying and the male protagonist, but the author has also explained it, so everyone should not think that the male protagonist is unclean or something because of this. I really like this book by the author and hope to write more interesting books.
Crying, crying, this book is really good. I have read a lot of similar articles, but the description of eating melons in this one will not make us feel embarrassed. It is just right. And other people who eat melons will not play with the heroine just because of this, but are sincerely willing to make friends with the heroine. The author has also explained about Chu Ying. In fact, the hero only kept it for so long because Chu Ying was something left by the heroine. This book is Shuangjie The emotional line of the young couple is also laid out step by step as the plot unfolds. Little Couple 99 It is a pity that there is no extra QAQ In fact, regarding the male protagonist biting Chu Ying's neck to suppress the Gu insect, it would be better to think about it differently. Because Chu Ying is the only thing that the female protagonist left to the male protagonist in her previous life, so the male protagonist will treasure it, and the male protagonist does not like Chu Ying. In the end, Chu Ying and the male protagonist Sui Feng (? That's what they call it) also fell in love with each other. There is nothing unclean. If Chu Ying was not a gift from the female protagonist, the male protagonist would not have even bitten at all😘 And there is not much description of this matter in the plot. No need to hold on
I like [blowing kiss] At first, I didn't really like Mr. Jiang. I felt that he really didn't open his mouth and didn't say anything. He didn't even want to explain. Even later I heard from my heart that he was carefree and didn't explain. In the new chapter, I heard that he didn't show up and didn't explain either. [Laugh] [laugh] But later I felt that apart from his mouth, he didn't have anything. There's nothing to choose from. As long as you like Baby Chui'er enough, it's just pitiful for Zhou Lin [almost crying]. How did you solve the "Junchen Gu" at the end? And don't forget that the definition of the text is to read minds and eat melons just because Jiang Xingyue is there. I hope Jiang Xingyue will always be kind to Zai Zai, I hope Jiang Xingyue and Su Xueyi will always be happy, I hope Zhou Lin can find the right person for him, and I hope Shuo Feng and Chu Ying can also be happy together.
I just want to know if the male protagonist is really sucking Chu Ying's blood? I hope the author can explain it and give it a five-star rating for the time being.
Is the male protagonist Jiang Xingyue? If so, that would be great
It's good-looking and funny. I still like those with cp when eating guawen, and it's also a double-clean one. It's not the vigorous one, but has some warmth. I like it. Come on, author, keep writing. But it would be better if you order extras [laugh][laugh]
I don't like the male protagonist being too strong, but the writing is just right! I like the ending! Find your love and have children! There is only one happy ending, but it's so satisfying! There are thousands of unfortunate endings, but none of them are what you want to see!
Very interesting and has many new ideas
All in all, this book is quite good, the content is quite funny, and the heroine herself is quite capable. But it's a bit regretful why Zhou Lin is not the male protagonist, but the original male protagonist is actually quite good. Another suggestion is why the male protagonist bit the neck of the woman turned into a paper man when he got sick. Why can't the woman bleed directly? But apart from these two points, I feel that the whole book is very good and the content is interesting. I hope everyone will read this book After reading this book, I found that I still regret that there is no plot about the heroine returning home.
It's very funny. The author's writing is very interesting [laughs]. I really like the female protagonist. Maybe it's because the male protagonist was added halfway and was not well conceived. So when I saw the scene where the male protagonist sucks some Sakura's blood, I was particularly unhappy. But after that, it was fine. It is indeed rare that there is cp in the article about eating melons, and it is not easy. The author is so great [I learned it], it is very interesting and beautiful (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭❤~ This is a subject I like very much, especially with cp, it's very interesting [blowing kiss]
The first heartfelt novel I read was quite good. I thought about giving up the novel, but because the author added a male protagonist, I was very curious about the story behind it, so I finished reading it. It's quite nice. If you are interested, you can check it out.
I think it looks great👀TuiTui is really a very good baby. So she deserves to have a male protagonist who loves her so much. The male and female protagonists are very addictive. I like it very much. And there's no vicious female partner with a male partner. They all went offline very quickly. If you like Xinshengwen and have CP but no female competition, you can read our novel. Don't be discouraged from quitting because of low ratings. It's really good-looking and delicious.
I first read about this book based on tweets. I was confused about whether I should read it or not after seeing that the rating was super low. Finally, after reading it, there were more than 100 chapters. I felt that since it has just started, more than 100 chapters is not a lot, so I might as well finish it. So I read it one after another, and finally found that my original choice was the right one.
It's really good-looking, but I think Su and the second prince are more fun together [smile]
Looks good, I hope the male lead is Zhou Lin
Super good-looking, both male and female protagonists are clean. The female protagonist is a little out of touch, but the male protagonist's IQ is online. In the early stage, the male protagonist pretended to be with another woman in order to confuse the villain. I have actually loved the heroine for two lifetimes.
It's good to have a male protagonist, but the story without CP is not exciting.
The rhythm of "Eating Melon" is tight. According to the author's own statement, the male protagonist appeared on invitation, which was very abrupt, but the character image is very good and wife-like. In fact, there are many things that are not rigorous. Without delay, this is an enjoyable article, which is equivalent to sitting on the roadside and eating a melon.
Nice looking, quite funny
Very nice. The group pet has CP.
I like Chiguaxian very much, and I also like the emotional line, but the male protagonist is a half-demon, and his lifespan is definitely different from that of the female protagonist. However, the male protagonist gave the Heart Protector to the female protagonist. Maybe the female protagonist and the male protagonist share the lifespan. Plus the female protagonist has a system, so there should be no situation where the female protagonist dies and the male protagonist does not grow old or die. Hope to have some more extras.
There are very few girls who are not afraid of snakes, but the male protagonist is so affectionate and likes them. Everyone says monsters are bad, but humans are worse than demons. The male protagonist's life experience is pitiful. Fortunately, the ending is happy. The female protagonist did not miss it.
This is my favorite ever. Zundu is so beautiful.
It's very interesting. I also like this kind of article that listens to my heart's voice. It's well written.
It's really good-looking, and the male and female protagonists have very good characters too.
I originally thought there was no cp, but then I suddenly realized there was a male protagonist halfway through watching it. I didn't want to watch it anymore, but! ! ! It looks pretty good. I really like the emotional lines. It's really well written and has a good story. The melons I eat are also quite interesting. The heroine has a very upright baby who is very nice and cute. I look forward to the author's next work.
This is really beautiful
Funny, optimistic, and happy
Very funny, haha
Still pretty