Cyber Daoist Lunatic

I did three things that made the entire cyber-cultivation world scream:

① Turned my bonded magic treasure into a Bitcoin mining rig

② Used tribulation lightning to charge the phones of dust-dwellers

③ Wrote this in the source code of the Book of Life and Death:

{Kill! Kill! Kill!}

[⚠️Corporate Immortal Realm Regulatory Bureau Notice⚠️]

Wanted Number: Cyber-Crazy-9527

Charges:

✓ Illegally modifying the algorithm for the Three Calamities and Nine Trials (Sentence: Countless aeons)

✓ Installing a divorce agreement in the Matchmaker AI (Already caused 30,000 cultivation couples to split up)

✓ Setting the Wi-Fi password at the Lingxiao Palace to “Killers Are Innocent”

[■■■Current System Status■■■]

Blue energy remaining: 37%→■■□□□□□□□

Red energy charged: 63%→■■■■■■□□□

Countdown to spiritual sense overload: 00:59:59

Just as the Jade Emperor Group’s Immortal-Slaying drones lock onto me

"Livestream comments are scrolling like crazy"

[Huanxi Sect Saintess]: His mechanical spine is bleeding! 100,000 spirit crystals as a tip!

[Nine Heavens Inspector]: Stop resisting immediately! You can still atone by resetting your merit points to zero!

[Dust-Dweller777]: Please, burn down the Jade Pool server!

At that moment, my retinas start playing footage of my childhood funeral.

The glass prosthetic eyes of the corporate cultivators form an inescapable net.

And for the 108th time, the System displays a choice:

A. Format your humanity and become a cyber weapon (Blue energy MAX)

B. Burn your remaining lifespan to unlock the Immortal-Slaying Protocol (Red energy MAX)

(I crush the choices with my bare hands and jam the fragments of A and B into my temples)

"Final Warning