#Hilariousinterstellarappraisal##using science to slap the whole universe# #operationHow to Save Human Civilization# "The system asked me to appraise the treasure, but it didn't let me appraise Qin Shihuang's interstellar flower bill!" The treasure appraisal system bound to Jiang Xiaoyu mutated. The bronze tripod can scan out alien security codes, the national jade seal is broadcast live on Mars, and the Yue King Goujian's sword has become an interstellar bargaining tool. When he used a Luoyang shovel to dig out the holographic video of his grandfather playing mahjong with aliens, he discovered that what the Jiang family had been appreciating for generations was not a cultural relic but the underpants of a cosmic civilization! [Women's clothing appraisers were rewarded by Qin Shihuang] Use Yang Guifei's foot-binding cloth as a bellyband to start the broadcast, and he actually received an interstellar carnival Return the sunflowers] The whole universe is waiting for Jiang Xiaoyu to overturn, but he mortgages the earth to an alien pawnshop... "Family! Let me show you something serious today!" In front of the camera, Jiang Xiaoyu overturns the Great Red Spot of Jupiter with a shovel, revealing the ruins of a prehistoric civilization engraved with the word "demolish": "Look at this bag, it was the creation of Pangu!" The barrage exploded: [Anchor, stop being so cool! The aliens are going to hang the earth!]
