When Lin Yuan was shoved off the Netherworld Cliff by his sect, he never imagined he would land on the Saintess of the Icebound Palace while she was soaking naked in a medicinal bath.
"You have two choices," Su Qingxue said, pressing an ice sword to his neck. "I can stab you to death, or stab you to death and refine you into a corpse puppet."
The Primordial Blood God Scripture, awakened by accident, suddenly activated. Nine blood-red halos bound them together tightly:
Now they shared cultivation and felt each other's pain. They even had to use water-repelling spells and stare at each other through a screen when they bathed!
With Blood Fiend Devours the Heavens in his left hand and Profound Ice Shatters Worlds in his right, this was the least reliable cultivation-couple the cultivation world had ever seen:
They traded barbs like, "You tear my wedding dress, I'll freeze your crotch," while turning the Thirty-Six Grotto Heavens upside down;
They bickered, "Once we break the blood pact, we'll never speak again," then clutched their marriage jade tally tighter than anyone else at their dual-cultivation ceremony;
Until one day, Lin Yuan gripped Su Qingxue's chin and pinned her before the Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation. "All immortal sects across the heavens, listen up!"
"This woman who wanted to use me to guard the latrine is under my protection!"
[Savage Blood Demon × Sharp-Tongued Saintess, a hilarious cultivation romance between bickering enemies]
[Blood paints the heavens red, ice seals ten thousand miles: the most irreverent path to ascension through dual cultivation]
To be honest, it's too messy, but it feels okay
The content is good, but I was a little confused when I read it. I didn't write about the background or anything like the beginning.
It's kind of interesting, it's crazy!
A little messy but okay