When rebirth encounters an unreliable system, Lin Tianchen's daily life in the senior year of high school suddenly becomes magical - the class teacher's thermos cup is filled with thousand-year-old golden elixir, the hot pot restaurant at the school gate hides a black market for cultivation, and even the confessions of top students are spicy like mantras.
This scumbag student who was struck back by lightning discovered that the system of meritorious deeds and immortality is basically a machine for creating social death! Collecting black history can be exchanged for invisibility charms, and correcting mistakes in math papers can help you learn the art of sword control. While others rely on aura for cultivation, he relies entirely on tricks to improve his cultivation: he uses WiFi signals to open up the Ren and Du channels, takes the college entrance examination for three years and five years to simulate mindfulness techniques, and even discovers that the principal's wig is actually a Nascent Soul that failed to escape the tribulation!
When an ancient cultivator meets a post-2000s rejuvenation master: a live broadcast of exorcisms uses beauty filters, the alchemy furnace is transformed into an air fryer, and the magic cultivator cries in the aroma of hot pot to correct his evil ways. Lin Tianchen made the secrets with his left hand and answered the questions with the right hand, and he had an epiphany as his merits skyrocketed - it turns out that the real ascension is to turn the dean's roar into a soul-killing bell!
