Lin Xiaobei, a gold medal courier known as "The Flash", has recently encountered some supernatural troubles.
For example, when delivering goods, you have to fly in the air to the rhythm of "The Most Stunning Ethnic Style". When delivering food to a family of cultivators, you have to use Thunder Tribulation as an incubator.
What's even more outrageous is that when fishing, short videos will randomly trigger "Tiandao barrages", and the cultivation bosses collectively urge him online to update his delivery live broadcast.
Bind his poisonous tongue system to send out social death missions:
An anti-fraud propaganda was forcibly inserted at the scene of the sword-immortal showdown, and a hair growth lotion was recommended to the Millennium Zombie King. He also had to drive the female CEO of the Qingqiu Group, whose cheongsam was slit to the waistline, across the cyber fairyland in a modified electric tricycle covered with charms. "This is the latest Feijian charging station. Remember to give it a five-star rating." He handed the high-voltage electrical box to the boss of Dujie without any expression. The tip of Su Jiuer's tail behind him swept across his neck: "Little brother, your heartbeat makes my natal fox fire."
When the trending searches in the world of cultivation were dominated by #FlashmanWhat will he do today, Lin Xiaobei discovered that the scrawled signature on the express delivery form had become a causal contract, and the "expedited", "collected" and "rejection of calls and left at the door" in the customer's remarks column actually hid shocking secrets that subverted the three worlds.
At this moment, the system is playing death rock on a loop in his head:
"You have a new order, please check it carefully - delivery item: your urn, delivery address: the deepest part of the Sea of Chaos."