[Cultivation Fantasy/Sci-Fi, System, Passion, Comedy, Vast World, Power Fantasy, Cunning Protagonist] The fireworks start in Chapter 9! Read the blurb and you're guaranteed a thrill.
In 3096 AD, five centuries after the supernova cataclysm, human civilization has reached unprecedented heights. All this splendor comes from combining science with the arcane arts.
Cultivators, once no more than a fantasy, are now a reality.
Not talented enough? I've got a top-grade metal spiritual root!
Missing a realm? Choose from an artificial Golden Core or a mechanical Nascent Soul!
Can't be bothered to face your tribulation? We even offer a service to take lightning tribulations on your behalf!
You can control the flames with a quantum alchemy furnace, but I can use cybernetic Myriad Swords Return to Annihilate the Demons.
“Hey, hey, hey, how is that fair? Why do I get a steel sword while you get a starship?”
“What’s the big deal? I eat stellar fusion pills like candy.”
“Beep beep. The Host has just shown off. Estimated survival rate: only 3%...”
“Beep beep. The Host’s Dao-heart fluctuation function has collapsed into a cowardly state! The best strategy is to run.”
Friends, listen to the dragon’s roar in this particle beam!
Actually, maybe you should first figure out how to fight a fleet of starships with a steel sword...
Mind-blowing, funny plot