Great Ming: I'm Just a Pig Farmer, So Why Make Me a Prince Consort?

“Welcome aboard the time machine, everyone! We’ve arrived in the Hongwu era of the Great Ming, the final destination of our time-travel tour: the Heavenly Essence and Earthly Splendor Pet Paradise!” “According to historical records, the park was jointly founded by the Hongwu Emperor, Zhu Yuanzhang, and his son-in-law, Hou Ping’an. Today, it is recognized as the greatest miracle in human history.” “Recent discoveries have revealed that the reason the Great Ming became the first thousand-year dynasty in Chinese history lies in this park, and especially in its very first pet: a pig named Fugui.” “Through his own hard work and with the help of this miraculous little pig, Hou Ping’an became the godfather of the Great Ming, a pioneer of the modern world, an enlightener of the world beyond, a saint of military science and economics, and the foremost trailblazer of his era.” “Considering his outstanding achievements in other fields and his extraordinary deeds recorded in the history books, everyone knows what Hou Ping’an really is by now. Even the most rigorous historians can’t deny that he is a transmigrator… Ahem.” “Rest assured, everyone. The time machine won’t let them discover us.” “That’s right. The two people approaching in the distance are Hou Ping’an and Zhu Yuanzhang.” “Come on, let’s quietly take the time machine over and hear what these two remarkable men are discussing: some matter of great military and national importance.” Zhu Yuanzhang: You little monkey, after all your studying lately, I think I can safely leave the care of sows after they give birth to you from now on! Hou Ping’an: And don’t neglect the boars’ daily grooming, either. “…This trip is about to end. We look forward to welcoming you aboard again!”