Li Changan worked as a courier for ten years until one day he received a mysterious text message:
[Your package of flat peach seedlings was rejected by the Kunlun Mountain barrier, please resend it]
Warning! Failure to deliver on time will trigger the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Package]
When he rushed into the Yaochi Health Club on a modified battery car and delivered the 99th Lingzhi Express to the Queen Mother of the West, his phone suddenly loaded the "Veteran Cadres" chat group:
The leader of Tongtian Cult complained that the Zhuxian Sword was rusty and requested expedited delivery of rust remover;
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva group purchased the Cerberus Teeth Stick, with the note "I want Meng Po Soup flavor";
The Jade Emperor issued a reward order from Heaven: Catch the six-eared macaque who stuffed advertisements into the Lingxiao Palace...
After completing outrageous tasks such as "helping Nuwa purchase colorful clay" and "delivering anti-hair loss shampoo to Xingtian", Li Changan discovered:
- The dashboard of the battery car is engraved with the Chaos Green Lotus totem
- Each express delivery is accompanied by 100,000 restrictions imposed by previous lives.
- Five-star positive reviews from customers can offset the power of natural disasters
Until the book of life and death showed that he had been reincarnated for ninety-nine lives, and all the customers with bad reviews were robbed in strange ways; until the black logistics group robbed the world-destroying express delivery to Zixiao Palace; until the group chat file "Tiandao Server Operation Manual" was accidentally leaked——
It turns out that the prehistoric world is just a simulation game played by ancestor Hongjun, and his express station is the backdoor to rewrite the world's code!
"With this order, I want to send the way of heaven back to the Sea of Chaos."
Li Changan picked up the express box covered with charms. Inside the box, the Donghuang Bell buzzed, the Immortal Killing Sword trembled, and half of the jade dish of good fortune shone like breathing: "Recipient: Open