Jiang Xiaofan may be the most embarrassing savior in the apocalypse - while others are killing zombies, he is delivering milk tea; the boss is grabbing the secret realm, while he is lying in the radiation zone and dancing; the world's strongest man breaks his head for a bottle of genetic medicine, and he is conquering the stomach of the beast king with his nine-turn large intestine.
Just because he awakened the "become stronger if you mess up" system:
Dance in the square in public and unlock the "Taikoo Dragon Elephant Skill"
Pretend to be dead for three minutes and you will be rewarded with the Turtle Breathing Skill to kill the Wolf King.
Giving bad reviews to the alien BOSS will directly trigger a server-wide paralysis BUG.
It's just that this system is somewhat unorthodox:
[Please touch Lin Xuewei's flame tattoo within three minutes, and you will be rewarded: a set of fire-proof underwear]
[Live broadcast of women dressing up and sneaking into the chaebol base to unlock SSS-level camouflage skills]
[Use milk tea to detoxify? Host, are you sure you want to be a Mongolian doctor?
When the tsundere school beauty burned off his coat, the cool goddess of war forced him to wear Lolita, and the robot girl used her nano armor to rub his back - Jiang Xiaofan hugged the takeout box and wailed: "I just want to lie down and deliver a takeout!"
Until he discovered that the so-called doomsday was actually a "real-person chicken-eating" experimental site for alien civilization.
He backhandedly wrote a negative review to the universe: "The delivery time has expired, the milk tea has gone cold, I will not accept this order!"
