Jiang Xiaofan may be the most laid-back savior of the apocalypse. While everyone else is hacking at zombies, he's delivering milk tea. While powerful figures fight over secret realms, he's dancing in a radiation zone. While the world's strongest battle over a vial of gene serum, he's winning the beast king's heart through its stomach with intestines turned nine times.
All because he awakened the "Get Stronger by Giving Up" System:
Dance in public, and unlock the Primordial Dragon-Elephant Art.
Play dead for three minutes, and receive the Turtle-Breathing Technique to turn the tables on the wolf king.
Leave a bad review for an alien boss, and trigger a game-wide shutdown bug.
But this System is more than a little unorthodox:
[Touch Lin Xuewei's flaming tattoo within three minutes. Reward: one set of fireproof underwear.]
[Livestream yourself infiltrating a tycoon's base in women's clothes to unlock SSS-rank Disguise Art.]
[Use milk tea to cure poison? Host, are you sure you want to play at being a quack?]
When the haughty campus belle burns all his clothes, the icy female war god forces him into a Lolita dress, and the mechanical girl uses her nan armor to give him a back rub, Jiang Xiaofan clutches his delivery box and wails, "I just wanted to lie flat and deliver takeout!"
Then he discovers that the so-called apocalypse is actually an alien civilization's live-action battle royale experiment.
He fires off a bad review at the universe: "Delivery's late, the milk tea's cold. I'm not taking this order!"
