This book is also called: "Hogwarts: This Dude Just Wants to Make Money"
Some people say that JK Rowling is old, and some people say that the Harry Potter series has no more masterpieces, but you must have never heard of the story I am about to tell:
Cthulhu sings the red classics, and Voldemort recites the teacher's code; maybe the Decepticons don't understand why they are all the big bad guys in the M78 Nebula, but they have to stay on this small earth to attack others?
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Many years later, at the end of the universe, His Majesty Augustus Guizhe, whose life was full of legends, was still wondering: Why was he sold to Hogwarts by his unreliable elders when he was young?
(Multiple world integration, try not to collapse the setting)