[System + Transmigration + Comedy]
I’m just an ordinary Genshin Impact player. After losing my mind over getting the guaranteed pity on my pulls for the Nth time, I finally snapped and yelled in rage. Who knew that shout would win me the grand prize of transmigration? My soul went straight to Teyvat, and I got bound to a “Primogem Exchange System.”
The System told me that completing all kinds of ridiculous tasks would earn me Primogems, so I could keep up my “gacha career.” To become a lucky player as soon as possible, I was willing to do anything!
And so began my “chaos-making spree” in Teyvat: I ran errands and bought wine for Venti, only to be mistaken for a bar promoter; I went fish-blasting with Klee and almost blew Mondstadt into the sky; I told Zhongli some corny jokes and was “suppressed” by Rex Lapis with a stone pillar; I competed with Raiden Shogun to see who could stay home longer, only to discover I was the ultimate shut-in…
The whole way, I kept cracking jokes and making references, turning Teyvat upside down. Paimon became my personal straight man, constantly bouncing back and forth between roasting others and getting roasted herself.
As I worked through the tasks, I gradually realized that the “Primogem Exchange System” seemed to be hiding a much bigger secret. And little by little, I went from an unlucky player who only wanted to pull characters to a “legendary chaos-maker” in Teyvat!
At last, I’d saved up enough Primogems and stood once more at the crossroads of fate. This time, could I break free of the guaranteed-pity curse? Would I get the character in one pull, or keep sinking into the banner?
Stay tuned for my comeback from bad luck in Teyvat! Or will I sink even deeper into it?
