[System + Time Travel + Le Ziwen]
I, an ordinary "Genshin Impact" player, had an explosive mentality because of the "big guarantee" of drawing cards N times in a row, breaking my defense and roaring. Unexpectedly, this roar actually shouted the "Time Travel Grand Prize"! I directly traveled through the continent of Teyvat with my soul, and was also bound to a "Rough Stone Exchange System".
The system told me that as long as I complete various weird tasks, I can get rough stones and continue my "card drawing career"! In order to become the "European Emperor" as soon as possible, I will risk my life!
So, I started a "crazy life" journey in the continent of Teyvat: I helped Wendy run errands and buy wine, but was mistaken for a "wine waiter"; I accompanied Keli to fry fish, and almost blew up Mondstadt to the sky; I told Zhongli a bad joke, but was "suppressed" by the "Emperor of the Rock King" with a stone pillar; I competed with General Thunder and Lightning for "house" skills, and finally found out that I was the "ultimate house king"...
Along the way, I kept complaining and making jokes, which made Teyvat continent a mess. Paimon has become my "exclusive fan", and I repeatedly jump between "complaining" and "being complained about" every day.
As the mission progressed, I gradually discovered that this "raw stone exchange system" seemed to hide a greater secret. And I gradually changed from a "non-chief" who just wanted to draw cards, to a "famous" "life master" on the continent of Teyvat!
Finally, I saved enough rough stones and stood at the "crossroads of destiny" again. This time, can I get rid of the curse of "big guarantee"? Is it "one shot into the soul" or "continues to sink the ship"?
Please stay tuned for my journey of "African Chief Counterattack" in the continent of Teyvat! (Or the road to "the fall of African chieftains"?)
