Bankruptcy in Heaven: the God of War and the God of Resentment

My name is Zhang Wei, a mediocre Tianting cleaner with a monthly salary of three sticks of incense. One day, the Jade Emperor's [Thunder Power Bank] was stolen, and the Heavenly Court declared bankruptcy and reorganization. The Queen Mother performed a live broadcast of "Pure Land", and the God of Wealth squatted on the roadside and cried, "Digital currency is used in the world." I was elected as the "Chairman of the Reemployment Alliance" by the laid-off gods. My tasks include: Help Erlang Shen's Sky Eye apply for "Dog Food Ingredient Testing" certification; Prevent Sun Wukong from beating up tourists at the zoo; Look for evidence of the "blind marriage box" fraud that Yuelao was accused of. ....... Until I picked up a broom that displayed "404 Not Responding". Only then did he discover that the system code of the entire universe was being crazily tampered with by a mysterious programmer with resentment (codename: 007-Lingping Zhenjun) who just wanted to take an annual vacation.