[No CP, no CP! This isn’t some damn romance novel. Tomato changed my tags, and I have no f***ing words. + absurd comedy + fake and real heiresses + entertainment industry + mysticism + gloriously over-the-top + daughter of fortune + unhinged + a brain that works differently from everyone else’s]
Li Yi was a bug-like existence in the cultivation world.
She made her living with her mouth.
Unfortunately, good things never came true when she said them, while bad things always did. In short, she was a jinx.
The cultivators who had fought their way through mountains of corpses looked down on her ways and despised her.
After that, they never brought her along to sect events, simply ignoring her altogether.
Li Yi couldn’t stand being left out, so she went all out to make herself noticed.
And so!
One day, an elder from one sect ran around the entire sect in his underwear. The next day, the aloof senior brother of another sect performed an indecently sexy dance in the plaza. The day after that, a male disciple from one school passionately confessed his love to a male disciple from a rival school…
The cultivators couldn’t take it anymore and banded together to send her to another world.
In her new life, she was a wealthy heiress whose identity had been maliciously switched, but whose biological parents refused to accept her;
she was also a poor girl forced to drop out of school early and serve as a human blood bank for her adoptive family;
and she was a nobody on the fringes of the entertainment industry, betrayed by friends and toyed with by the powerful.
Fortunately, she hadn’t lost what she relied on to get by.
Her jinx-like power was still going strong.
Its power had dwindled, but combined with her astonishing talent for absurd antics, it was more than enough.
Later, she ascended to immortality in another world and returned to the cultivation realm.
Those who had once looked down on her now bowed their heads and called her “Immortal.”
Tsk, this feels great!
I would say it's cp-free, but actually it's a bit off-putting. There's no need to write anything about blushing, just appreciate it normally.
Hahahahahaha fun and heartwarming
Nice. The guy surnamed Shen is a bad guy. I thought it was a romantic setting at first, so I almost backed down. But in the later chapters, I found out that the plot is quite deep.