[I, Shen Gongbao, am tied to a Kunlun Mountain cliff with an Immortal-Binding Rope from the start] Others transmigrate and become heroes, but I’ve become the most miserable villain in the Investiture of the Gods.
The Antarctic Immortal Elder’s God-Binding Spell is squeezing my skull, and every god in heaven is waiting for me to become Jiang Ziya’s stepping stone.
I touch the modern smartwatch on my wrist, and this piece of junk turns out to be my knowledge cheat!
I use math to calculate tribulations, physics to break magical formations, and fool Nezha into calling me “Bro Bao.” I even infect the Primordial Heavenly Lord’s game of chess with malicious code.
When the Twelve Golden Immortals find me, I’m chewing spicy strips and teaching Yang Jian to play battle royale: “Fellow Daoist, please stay your steps?
No, we’re changing this Investiture of the Gods to a five-star review campaign!”
