Ye Fan is the family’s acknowledged good-for-nothing. His daily routine? Acting as the “housekeeper” for his ten extraordinary big-shot brothers:
At the funeral of his cousin, the biggest shot in the cultivation world, he munches on roast chicken and awakens the Living in the Moment System.
Eat well, and he might pull an SSR-level divine skill. Sleep soundly, and he might comprehend an unrivaled technique! The only problem is that these skills are a little… unusual:
He inhales luosifen so fast it triggers the “Gluttonous Beast Body,” but in exchange, he spends three days farting rainbows.
He goes fishing in class, literally, and hooks an ancient divine weapon, along with a curse that makes him “100% guaranteed to catch a blade with his bare hands.”
He lends an ear to his depressed big brother and accidentally unlocks the “Philosophical Correction Fist.” Anyone who gets punched falls in love with Nietzsche.
While everyone else works themselves to the bone in the training grounds, Ye Fan wolfs down his eighth bowl of rice in the cafeteria. “I’m not slacking off. I’m stacking buffs!”
Then, on the night of the full moon…
A cultivation big shot rises from the dead and dances while carrying his coffin. A technology war god boots up his mech and dances to “Paradise of Delusion.” A space-wielding major general stuffs a nuclear bomb and a danmei novel into the same inventory slot…
Ye Fan stares at the [Bra of Nuwa] he just drew and falls into deep thought. “Is it still in time to save the world?”
[Hilarious highlights]
✓ Blows up the Dragon Clan’s ritual with stinky tofu grenades
✓ Feeds a Nine-Tailed Sky-Swallowing Python diet pills and turns it into a Chihuahua
✓ Runs over three thousand worlds with a food cart selling instant noodles
“Can’t beat them? Join them? No, I choose to make the big shots die of embarrassment!”
Great imagination! Super pretty!