A rotten encyclopedia of the world of immortality that makes God beg you to lie down
After working overtime for 478 consecutive hours, Lu Xian successfully drew the afterlife formation on his workstation with a coffee cup. When he opened his eyes from the cyber ICU, he found that he had become a famous loser in the world of immortality, and he was wearing an electronic merit ring that screamed "Strive! Struggle!" On his wrist.
In this fairyland where everyone is involved in involution:
The alchemist transformed the alchemy furnace into a fully automatic 007 assembly line.
The sword cultivator equips the natal sword with a "self-discipline training" APP.
Even the spirit beasts are using their tail hair to weave a collection of exercises for "Three Years to Ascension and Five Years to Overcome Tribulation".
And Lu Xian is bound to the [Great Freedom System]:
Breathing can increase your cultivation, sleeping can break through and build your foundation.
Bask in the sun and comprehend "The Great Method of Overcoming Tribulation through Photosynthesis".
The secret treasure that others were desperately fighting for was accidentally triggered by the melon seed shells he sprayed out when he yawned.
When the technology giant launched the "Burning 996 Tribulation Package",
He dug out the ancient forbidden massage instructions from the bottom of the hot spring pool;
When the master of Tianji Pavilion monitors the involution index of the entire immortal world,
The "Tai Chi Fishing Heart Sutra" he developed caused the monitoring system to overload and smoke.
This book contains:
■ 108 Postures for Tide Surfing with Hotpot Reiki
■ A hard-core strategy for transforming Heavenly Tribulation into a fully automatic massager
■ The interstellar mahjong competition uses Yaoji tiles to rewrite the laws of physics.
Warm reminder:
Please do not laugh within the monitoring range of the Merit Circle while reading.
Otherwise, the natural punishment of "passive cultivation of immortality" may be triggered——
But anyway, Lu Xian will lie down and help you block the thunder.
