Everyone Has a System Now, So Who Needs to Plagiarize?

What the heck, I was reborn in the 1990s in a parallel world? And I'm a penniless junior editor at a literary magazine? A neurotic-literature golden finger? But this lousy System is such a rip-off. All it does is refuse to cooperate and screw over its Host! What? The Japanese? The Americans, the British, and another Eight-Nation Alliance? Sorry, I have a neurotic System. It can't be unreasonable to say I'm both a scholar and a warrior, right? Even I can't beat it, so what makes you think you can? A foreign cutie wants to learn from me? Sorry, your measurements don't make the grade, so I'm not taking you on! The Nobel Prize in Literature? Now that's interesting! I'll make it one of my goals!