As the Ancestor, I’m at a Loss for Words

You're an invincible old monster who has lived for over three thousand years.

Now you have to deal with your descendants.

They come in all sorts of identities and personalities: domineering CEOs, retired warlords, genius doctors, live-in sons-in-law, yanderes, and more. They all have one thing in common: they're crazy.

“Seriously, I've only been gone for a few thousand years. Why are they all so humanlike?”

“Seriously, why isn't a single one of my descendants normal?”

Just destroy the world already. Hurry up.

I was once a legendary figure.

My descendants are a bunch of jokes.