I, the Demon Child, Smash the Investiture of the Gods

[Ding! Mission complete: Mock Yuanshi Tianzun. Reward: Eight-Nine Mystical Art Trial Card] Looking at the mouthy Kunlun Mirror in my sea of consciousness, I promptly slipped the Universe Ring around Taiyi Zhenren’s neck. “Rebellious disciple! That’s my magic treasure!” “Cut the crap! Teach me how to dodge the heavenly tribulation!” After transmigrating into Nezha, the doomed demon child, I relied on my sharp-tongued System to court death like crazy. Fight the Dragon King? That’s for the loot! Save Ao Bing? I can build bonds and win prize draws! Until one day, I gave the middle finger to the Sage high above the Ninth Heaven: “Leave an empty spot on the Investiture of the Gods...” “This young master is going to sit on a beam in the Hall of Miraculous Mist!”