I Opened a Foot Massage Parlor in Another World

【Core Premise】 ◆ World: A bizarre mashup of cultivation, cyberpunk, and street-stall food culture ◆ Ultimate Goal: Teach the entire universe to suck the meat from crawfish ◆ Protagonist’s Skills: Can draw talismans with river-snail rice noodle broth and dodge heavenly tribulations with square-dance steps ◆ Antagonists: A league of fastidious cultivators devoted to “elegant cultivation”