[Horror revival] [Impostors] [Nonhuman protagonist] [Lighthearted comedy] [No CP] [Parallel world] [Nontraditional System] [Over-the-top, nonsensical antics]
“If you’re not crazy, you’re not human; if you’re not unhinged, you’re not Xie Yao.”
My name is Xie Yao. I’m an impostor, and today marks the 3,458th day I’ve tried to fit in with humans. I keep failing. Why?
If one day the people on your TV could see you, then jump out and punch you, but when you tried to hit them back, they’d already be back inside the TV where you couldn’t reach them, what would you do? That’s exactly what every supernatural entity thinks when it runs into Xie Yao.
When faced with a female ghost with a huge hole in her head, the System offers these choices: “A. Find a small rock to plug the old lady’s wound. B. Knock the old lady unconscious. C. Dance for her while singing, ‘I’m so hurt, truly so hurt~’”
When faced with an ugly male ghost, the System offers these choices: “A. Shout-sing ‘Ugly monster~ Hey~ Yeah~ Don’t turn on the lights’ and ‘I’m ugly~ but I’m gentle.’ B. He wants us to be as ugly as him, so draw ourselves to look just like him. C. He has so many black bumps on him, he must be sick. Do a good deed and get rid of them all for him.”
Xie Yao: “I’ve helped you all so much and cured every illness. Why do you keep saying I’m not human?”
Everyone: “Please, just stop coming near us! And stop trying to cure us!”
No CP + parallel world + funny system, the settings are all in my heart! The writing is relaxed, the pseudo-man Xie Tian "reverses the trick", and I laugh until I hit the bed!
I haven't seen such a good novel in a long time.
The author brought the characters to life.
I haven't seen such beautiful work in a long time.
Very good, the whole plot is very exciting
A very nice book to recommend
It's very nice and well written in big letters.
Very nice, looking forward to it
Such wonderful novels are rare.
I'm really looking forward to the follow-up. I've never looked forward to a book so much.