[Horror revival + pseudo-human + non-human protagonist + relaxed and funny + no cp + parallel world + non-traditional meaning system + brainless epilepsy]
"If you are not crazy, you are not human. If you are not crazy, you are not Xie Yao."
My name is Xie Yao, and I am a pseudo-human. Today is the 3458th day that I have tried to integrate into humans, but I always fail. Why?
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If one day suddenly the person on TV can see you and jump out to punch you, but when you want to hit the person on TV, you find that he has already returned to the TV and you can't hit him, what should you do? ——This is the truest thought of all Weiyi when he met Xie Yao.
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Facing the female ghost with a big hole in her head, the system gave a choice: "A. Use a small stone to block the old woman's wound; B. Knock the old woman unconscious; C. Dance for the old woman, dancing and singing at the same time. I can't hurt you. I really can't hurt you~"
Facing the ugly male ghost, the system gives the choice: "A. Sing loudly to the ugly guy, 'Ugly~ Hey~ Yeah~ Don't turn on the light' and 'I'm ugly~ but I'm gentle'"; B. He wants us to be as ugly as him, so let's draw them like him; C. With so many black pimples on his body, he must be sick, so be kind and help him get rid of them.
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Xie Yao: "I've helped you so much and treated every disease, why do you still say I'm not a human being!"
Everyone: "Please, don't come near us again! And don't treat us anymore."
Reader comments
No CP + parallel world + funny system, the settings are all in my heart! The writing is relaxed, the pseudo-man Xie Tian "reverses the trick", and I laugh until I hit the bed!
Very nice, looking forward to it
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The author brought the characters to life.
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Such wonderful novels are rare.
The characters are so vividly drawn
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The characterization is so detailed!
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Stay up late and read the latest chapters
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The writing is excellent and the plot design is reasonable!
The storyline is great!
Saw it by accident! Very interesting
The author has a clever idea!
No CP + parallel world + funny system, the settings are all in my heart! The writing is relaxed, the pseudo-man Xie Tian "reverses the trick", and I laugh until I hit the bed!
Very nice, looking forward to it
A very nice book to recommend
Great work, looking forward to it
The author brought the characters to life.
I rarely read novels like this, but this article still attracted me to the end.
Such wonderful novels are rare.
The characters are so vividly drawn
It looks great, author, please give it a try
I'm really looking forward to the follow-up. I've never looked forward to a book so much.
I haven't seen such a good novel in a long time.
I haven't seen such beautiful work in a long time.
The author writes very well and the plot is fascinating
It's so well written, completely different from other novels
Very nice, the author writes well
This is the best novel I have read recently
Very good, the whole plot is very exciting
It's very nice and well written in big letters.
Very interesting, good reviews
Very exciting and attractive
The writing is really good, I love reading it
The plot is exciting! Very nice! The storyline is fascinating!
Recommended by a friend, great book! Very nice! Recommend
The characters are vividly drawn! Interesting storyline! Recommended!
The characterization is so detailed! The writing is beautiful and moving!
Stay up late and read the latest chapters
The soul of a book lies in its conception. The soul of this book is well-conceived
The writing is excellent and the plot design is reasonable! The storyline is great!
Saw it by accident! Very interesting The author has a clever idea!
Very crazy and funny, hahahaha, I like it