[Harry Potter Fanfic + Eight Extraordinary Techniques + Hermione as the Sole Love Interest + Gryffindor + Malfoy]
Sorting Hat: Damn it! Who put me on his head? Azkaban! Theodore belongs in Azkaban!
Tom: Theodore says I smell so good? What do I do?! Need an answer ASAP!
Draco: You don’t love me anymore, little bro? I was here first! (Huh? What are you talking about, mate? Is this really fair?)
Dumbledore: Theodore, hurry up and teach me the Eight Extraordinary Techniques. You wouldn’t want... (Hey, you Sakura-netizen, calm down!)
Grindelwald: Theodore, tell me if anyone dares bully you. Your teacher will back you up! What? Dumbledore? Then I’d better make myself scarce... (Teacher, why are you henpecked too? (ಥ _ ಥ).jpg)
Theodore: With the power of the Eight Extraordinary Techniques, victory is inevitable! (Hey, hey~ Hermione, cut me some slack, I’m trying to look cool! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Don’t... don’t tug my ear!)
Also known as:
"The Young Wizard Doesn’t Dream of a Muggle Genius Girl"
"The Sweet Stories Between Dumbledore and Grindelwald That Must Be Told"
It's a great book. It's very beautiful and brings a pleasant atmosphere to people. I'm still not satisfied after reading it. It's not enough.