Immortal Venerable, do you know what ginkgo flowers symbolize?
“Of course. Born as a ginkgo, I’m not a happy fruit.”
Demon Venerable: “…”
1v1, lighthearted sweet romance, both leads are each other’s first, male-male romance with the protagonist as the bottom
But after a lazy fellow transmigrates into the body of an Immortal Venerable, does he really have to raise a Demon Venerable too?!
After dying unexpectedly, lazy Xu Chun is bound to the Good Dad System. His mission is simple: raise the male lead well and be a good father.
But the new dad’s first challenge is this: how can he break the mindset that the child can suffer as long as he himself doesn’t?
He asked the System for a durian, but couldn’t open it. Looking at the little one meditating quietly, he asked, “Kiddo, can you open a durian with your bare hands?”
“Open what?”
“A durian.”
The child frowned slightly. “How do you open it?”
“With your… bare hands.” You know, I raised you… Well, you grew up this big on your own, but it hasn’t been easy for me either.
The Demon Venerable looked at the durian covered in spikes, then held out his own tender, chubby little hand. “?” Open it yourself, you old bastard!
After finally helping the man open it, he could at last focus on meditating, only to nearly go into a cultivation deviation from the foul stench that wafted over.
Fine. The Immortal Realm’s methods really are shameless and despicable.
New dads can never get enough of their little ones. He’d give the child a few affectionate strokes whenever he could, until he noticed a few strands of hair in his hand. He dropped them and pretended nothing had happened.
The Demon Venerable silently wrote in his grudge journal: “Clear skies today. That person from the Immortal Realm actually pulled out my hair. Once I regain my true form, I’ll pull out twice as much of his.”
The most important rule for new dads: always praise your kid.
“Keep it up, kid! There’s no challenge you can’t overcome. Dad will always be your deadweight.”
The Demon Venerable: “…”
Actually, he could have gone somewhere no one would find him and quietly, miserably slit his own throat. There was no need to cling to life and endure this humiliation.
The top is back in his childhood by accident. He isn’t really a child!
The bottom has the body of the number-one Immortal Venerable in the Three Realms, but the soul of a slacker.
All show, no skill. He can’t do a thing.
They heal each other. Sweet romance!!
This book is very good. I always laugh until my stomach hurts. It's also very interesting.
It's quite good to watch. There are a lot of laughs in the plot. There are no sadistic plots in the later stage. The real story is quite good to watch.