[Unhinged Version]
“Others cultivate immortality, I cultivate my life. Others get cheat codes, I get split personalities!
The Ten Gods are partying in my head: the Eating God steals my hot pot, the Indirect Seal keeps changing my plans, and the Proper Officer checks my attendance in the middle of the night!
I draw talismans with one hand and write code with the other. My bed at the psych ward is already reserved, yet they tell me I have to save the world?”
[Serious Version]
Lu Li was born with a “Chaos Destiny Chart,” and the Ten Gods inside his head argue nonstop.
To hide his split personality, he works like a corporate drone at Shangguan Tech by day, then gets hauled off by the Proper Officer at night to memorize legal statutes.
He had planned to keep his head down until retirement, but then his secret was exposed:
The Eating God stole a client's brain, the Hurting Officer tampered with missile code, and the Rob Wealth spirits quietly made off with the Ten Gods Council's treasury!
When an extraterrestrial civilization tears open the sky, he stands atop the burning ruins of his Destiny Chart and laughs:
“Everyone, either chip in to pay me compensation for my mental distress, or... let's take down this damn Heavenly Dao together!”
