Epileptic version
"Others cultivate immortality while I cultivate life, and others cheat on me!"
When the ten gods are kicking around in my head: the God of Cookery robs me of my hot pot, he prints random changes to the plan, and the official checks my attendance in the middle of the night!
Draw symbols with your left hand and write codes with the right hand. A bed in a mental hospital is reserved, but you are told to save the world? "
Regular version
Lu Li was born with a "chaos horoscope", and in his mind lived the ten gods who quarreled every day.
In order to cover up his schizophrenia, he worked as a social animal in Shangguan Technology during the day, and was arrested by the official at night to recite the law.
I wanted to survive until retirement, but unfortunately my secret was exposed:
The God of Cookery stole the brains of customers, injured officers tampered with missile codes, and Bi Jie quietly swept away the treasury of the Council of Ten Gods!
When the extraterrestrial civilization tore the sky apart, he stood on the ruins of the burning life chart and chuckled:
"Everyone, either pool your money to pay me for mental damage, or... Let's fight this bullshit together!"
