I Transmigrated Into a Romance Novel, and From the Start I Was Sent Off for a Political Marriage

Also known as: “You Want Me to Marry Off a Prince? Come Fight Me at Xuanwu Gate”

Khan: What do I do if I don’t have a reason to invade the Central Plains?

Xia Tian: You do, brother, you do.

Khan: My good son-in-law, the steppe climate is nothing like the Central Plains. Make sure you wear more clothes.

Xia Tian: N-no, I can’t wear this dragon robe! [Crying] Father-in-law, you’ve ruined me! [Flushed]

Xia Tian: I have a title but no troops. I can’t possibly fight my imperial brothers. [Crying]

Xiongnu: We have troops but no claim to power. The common people won’t submit to us. [Crying]

Xia Tian/Xiongnu: How can we make up for what we lack? [Thinking]

The Empress in the Palm: You do, brother, you do. [OK]

Prince [fist bump] Xiongnu Khan: The prince consort says he misses home.

“Khan, why do we all listen to the prince consort?”

“Khan, how did we become the legitimate rulers?”

“Khan, how did the prince consort end up drowning less than a month after becoming emperor?”

“Huh? Khan, since when do you have Han ancestry?”

“Khan, how did I become a noble?”

“Long live Your Majesty!”