Haifeng County Traffic Police Would Never Dream of Kivotos Streetcars

Name: Haifeng County Traffic Police Would Never Dream of Kivotos Streetcars
Author: Chief of the Haifeng District Traffic Police Brigade

海峰郡交警不会梦见基沃托斯街车

by Chief of the Haifeng District Traffic Police Brigade (海峰郡交警大队长)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 392k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 9d ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Single heroine, game fan fiction, single continuity]

Mason survived the Knox County incident in Kentucky (Project Zomboid) and made it out of the proxy war between the US and Russia unscathed (Battlefield 2042). He thought he could spend the rest of his life in peace after retiring, working as a traffic cop. But his impressive resume landed him in the traffic enforcement unit of the Seacrest County Police Department (NFS 14). While chasing a Lamborghini Reventon going 320% over the speed limit, unlucky Mason ran over the spike strip the driver had thrown out and watched helplessly as he barreled head-on into a semi-truck in the oncoming lane...

When he opened his eyes, there was no shattered glass or blood, no menacing semi-truck, and no wave of pain crashing over him. Instead, a girl stood before him, saying things he couldn't understand. Where am I? What am I supposed to do???

"Well, I think I have a pretty good idea what I should do."

From that day on, Kivotos gained a few urban legends.

"Don't mess with Sensei. Whenever he picks up a fire axe or crowbar, someone's bound to have a bad day."

"Late at night in D.U.'s Shirotori District, there's always a Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Redeye driving so fast even Valkyrie's speed cameras can't catch it. Sensei once again denies being a reckless speed demon."

This fanfic is based on Blue Archive's setting and storyline, and inevitably blends in some movie, music, and game references, as well as OOC elements. If anything conflicts with official canon, official canon takes precedence.

"Sensei!!! If you go street racing in the middle of the night again, I'm never letting you eat at Shiba Seki Ramen again!!!"

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